i'm as corny as kansas in august
i'm as normal as blueberry pie. no more a smart little girl with no heart
i have found me a wonderful guy!
i am in a conventional dither
with a conventional star in my eye. and you will note there's a lump in my throat
when i speak of that wonderful guy!
i'm as trite and as gay as a daisy in may
i'm bromidic and bright as a moon happy night
pouring light on the dew!
i'm as corny as kansas in august
high as a flag on the fourth of july!
if you'll excuse an expression i use
i'm in love with a wonderful guy!