woodchopper

you give me valentine

think you're a writer

you hit the ceiling

now you're a fighter

you dance a tap

you look like a plumber

you flash a smile

become a summer

are you a summer?

you grow a daffodil

then you're a gardener

you pick a few chords and now you're wagner

you play a trick on me

think you're magician

you dance the bump

babe

you cause collision

see

a collision

i'm a carpenter

carpenter

i'm a woodchopper

yeah

i'm a carpenter

carpenter

i'm a woodchopper

yeah

hey

pop star

you make the chart once

they call you star kid

you play snap

you're the cincinnati kid

you shake your rhythm stick

they adore you dan in chelsea

you beat the slot machine

you think you're wealthy

are you wealthy

hey

ooh?

you make a fascist stance

you're this year's model

anybody knows boy

it's all a doddle

it takes a lawyer

boys

a month to mail yer

we've all gone mad

no sense of values

no sense of values

ooh

i'm a carpenter

carpenter

i'm a woodchopper

yeah

i'm a carpenter

carpenter

i'm a woodchopper

you've been a fickle lot since time immemorial

the lunacy stems

i'm sure

from editorial

but pay me no heed

i'm just accusatorial

but that's the way it is

i'm sorry y'all

i'm sorry y'all

i'm a carpenter

carpenter

i'm a woodchopper

yeah

i'm a carpenter

carpenter

i'm a woodchopper

yeah

i'm a carpenter

carpenter

i'm a woodchopper

woodchopper

i'm a carpenter

carpenter

oh i'm a woodchopper

yeah yeah yeah yeah