it's me versus you in love
hit you in the sweet spot
and make you wish you'd buffed up
we've been messing around
but while you've got us on the ropes
we plan to play the mess around
you've got him buckled up and he will misbehave
you weigh bigger and trained
but i've got the power and the glory in my burly brains
so why you gon' have to fight dirty?
don't hit me with the chair
so why you gon' have to fight dirty?
don't bite me in the face
now whatcha gonna do when i come for you with all that i've got?
i've got a roll of coins i'm aiming for your loins and i will never stop
i learned all i know from watching the wrestling
i think you think i'm about to throw the towel in
he'll charm you with the double ax
and then he brings the tire tacks
he's not dressed for a cage
he's robed in garments strictly for another age
it's me versus. i learned all i know from watching the wrestling
i think you think i'm about to throw the towel in
everyone knows monday night means wrestling