wrong place, wrong time

it was a girl's night out and i was sittin' at home

when brother-in-law called me on the phone

he said

son

let's you and me go steppin' out

i found a little place this girls know nothin' about. well

i knew when we crossed that county line

we're in the wrong place at the wrong time. a mountain of a man was takin' money outside

i saw a line of harley's and some four-wheel drives

i said

brother-in-law i think we better steer clear

don't tell me that you really want to go in here

i ain't a fortune teller but i kinda got a vibe

we're in the wrong place at the wrong time. wrong place

wrong time

lord

i must be outta my mind

if we ever get of this place with our lives

what in the world 'we gonna tell our wives?

i was mindin' my business

sittin' on a stool

brother-in-law was actin' like a fool

he had a tattooed lady out on the dance floor

and they were doin' a dance i'd never seen before

then the bartender said that's the bouncer's wife

you're in the wrong place at the wrong time. wrong place

wrong time

lord

i must be outta my mind

if we ever get of this place with our lives

what in the world 'we gonna tell our wives. that mountain of a man came runnin' inside

the tattoed lady pulled a switch-blade knife

i thought lord have mercy

we've reached the end

then the local police came and hauled us in. we were standing there in front of the night court judge

there was sixteen dollars between the two of us

i said

judge i'd rather spend my life in jail

then to have to call home to make my bail. he said

four hundred dollars and you're gonna pay the fine

you're in the wrong place at the wrong time. wrong place

wrong time

lord i must be outta my mind

if we ever get ouf this place with our lives

what in the world 'we gonna tell our wives?

what in the world 'we gonna tell our wives?

we're in the wrong place at the wrong time.