wtf collective

other rappers are comprehensible - not me!

first on the mic - mc confusing!

i took a piss on my nutsack and called it jack black

it's a fact

i got more rhymes then zach braff taking a nap

i attack motherfuckers wearing purple backpacks

and i snack on towel racks and take a shit on your track

yeah your whack

cause everybody understands what you say

but when i get on the mic

i make milk outta clay

and i play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste

and i say karate pencil case and put it on tape

yo i'm mc insecure - what's up?

i really don't think that i'm good enough

to be rhyming on this track cause my lyrics suck

all my verses fall flat like a hockey puck

it took me seven months to write the first part of my verse

and now i got nothing left so i'll pretend that i got hurt

aw

i think i sprained my ankle

you guys go ahead and finish the song without me

yo mc amnesia up in this bitch

woke up five days ago lying in the ditch

didn't know who i was i couldn't remember shit

apparently something happened that was traumatic

i used to have more rhymes but i can't remember them

seriously i'm freaking out i can't remember anything!

whats my motherfucking name?

yo i'm mc public urination - what - what!

i take a fucking piss on a fucking sidewalk

anytime

anyplace

i just whip out my cock

and empty my bladder while you motherfuckers watch!

you other mcs can't handle this shit!

you're just a little bitch afraid to pee in public

you run into a toilet every time you have to piss

yo fuck that shit - i just whip out my dick!

yo mc fatigue - yeah that's me

every time i grab the mic i fucking fall asleep

i'm the guy who sings the chorus

my part is kinda boring

but they're paying me to sing the chorus

cause i'm unemployed at the moment

yo i'm mc doesn't know what irony is

walked up to a girl and i gave her a kiss

she said let's go to your place