wtf collective 2

mc confusing back in this bitch

with a parking sandwich and a chicken ticket

i got a liquid face lift from a fig with big tits

and my wrist got twisted by a brit with fake spit

and you don't understand it

'cause you're not supposed to

like a candy cane snake in a jealous cartoon

and i'm gonna leave soon

but first i need to

drink a chevy chase face and rape robocop 2

yo

i'm mc historical inaccuracy

i drop lyrical bombs like hiroshima in '73

i write rhymes like shakespeare when he wrote ann frank's diary

which is about the civil war of 1812 in germany

i'm like the spanish inquisition when they killed jesus

and abe lincoln's suicide was the theme for my thesis

like moses when i focus i can split the red sea

like he did in 1950 with the chinese army

i'm mc don't know how to pluralize word

i got so many rhyme and i sleep with all the girl

when there's more than one of something you're supposed to pluralize

but i never learned that through all the year i've been alive

hello

i'm mc canadian stereotype

i'm about to get started

so let me get off the ice

but i don't want any trouble

and i am always polite

now let's hop on my snowmobile

and i will tell you what i like

but first i'll turn of curling and turn down avril lavigne

et j'vais dire une phrase en francais

parce qu'ici on est bilingue

oh boy

i fell of my igloo and i hurt my knee

let's go to the hospital

don't worry

here in canada it's free

eh

mc fatigue

did you miss me

i'll be awake for five minutes

'cause i had a coffee

i'll try to get through my verse

but i really don't know

i drank that coffee about five minutes ago

they hired me again to sing this motherfucking chorus

i haven't found a fucking job yet so i gotta do this bullshit

i don't think i can sing another fucking chorus

i think i'm gonna jump off a bridge

or shoot myself like kurt cobain did

i'm mc knows too many facts about bees

15 miles per hour is their average speed

a queen can lay up to 3000 eggs in a day

just because i know a lot about bees doesn't mean that i'm gay

i'm also mc in the closet homosexual

i hide it 'cause it's easier to be heterosexual

we can't even get married in most states here in america

it's fucked up

gay marriage is legal here

in canada

i'm mc homophobic fucking asshole

being gay is evil and it is unnatural

jesus said to love thy neighbour

but only if they are straight

penises go in vaginas

anything else is just insane

i'm mc extremely inappropriate rhymes

i shake things up like j-fox when i get on the mic

and i drop my enemies just like christopher reeves' horse

then i put them to sleep

like heath ledger of course

i'm mc extremely politically correct

i disagree with the previous mc's lyrical content

it's offensive

insensitive and in very bad taste

just like that guy who wrote that song when michael jackson passed away

yo

mc final verse here to end this song

one was enough

we didn't need a sequel jon

make a fourth show me your genitals or another normal guy

but for now let's end this stupid song with a suicide

this is the last time that i will ever sing a chorus

my dad's gun was in his closet and i'm gonna end this bullshit

i'm gonna pull the trigger as soon as i finished the chorus

sayonara and farewell

i guess i'll see you all in hell