wtf collective 3
Singer:jon lajoie
yo. mc confusing. wtf 3 motherfuckers. got more hamstrings than a pile of wings
2012 - bringing west wing dvds to a blind date
first on deck every day normal guy
here to get the track started
my average lyrics are between
i put my 30 dollar pants on
i'm motherfucking content
i got no reason to complain
i have a roof over my head
and i got clothes on my back
my verse is done it wasn't great
but hey it wasn't that bad
yo i'm mc uses time machines irresponsibly
went back and found judas iscariot in 33 ad
gave him 31 pieces of silver to rat out the wrong guy
then i planted monsanto seeds in dinosaur times
gave bill gates my iphone in 1973
then i travelled in time to the night that i was conceived
then i met up with my parents and we hung out all night
come to think of it they didn't have any alone time
mc nauseous up in this mother fucker
cat food will make expired yogurt taste less like cheese
you so sexy we should probably hook up
crawl in a hot tub with a bottle of champagne
by the way i have a girlfriend and i think i might have aids
where are my dead bodies at
crashing funerals just so that i can get a whiff of that
flat-lining gives me a pavlovian erection in my pants
turn-offs include breathing pulses and signs of life
my turn-ons are rigor mortis cold flesh and suicide
if you're not stiff as a board i won't be stiff and i'll be bored
wait what do we have here? looks like i'm about to score
wait a minute. no! no! no!
-you have to be kidding me
what the fuck is going on
-this cannot be happening
i don't wanna do this any more
-this must be a bad dream
i motherfucking killed myself
mc gets sidetracked easily back in the heezy
by heezy i mean house but not the show i think it's cheezy
my favourite show is dexter that guy was also in 6 feet-
under my first experience with death i was just 16
my dog got run over by a truck and its head exploded
like robert patrick in terminator 2 when he's frozen
it's freezing in iceland i was just there on holiday
hold on i think i got lost again what was i trying to say?
i was mc who couldn't speak in the present tense
i'm gonna have a lot of money and my dick was immense
it would've been difficult
people assumed i was a retard
i'll have a serious problem
i'm starting to get impatient
spend hours on the toilet
yet nothing never comes out of it
intestines like politicians
they're constantly full of shit
i wish my bowel movements
were a little more like my rhymes
always smooth and free-flowing
it would save me a lot of time
push for hours with no result
not even a brown brussel sprout
my shit's like a gay republican
it's not planning on coming out
the only rapper in this industry
it's hard to get a fan base
and i literally don't have a face
i'm mc on the phone with ted danson
just skip to the next verse
i'm on the phone with ted danson
i don't wanna be in this song anymore
i'm on the phone with the guy who played sam malone
yo mc confusing wrapping up the song
like a plasticine high fiving in a helicopter thong
i got ricochet highlights from the fleet fox's knife guy
we out like a rice fightin' a vampire's wife's life
-taking it in the ass for cash
-maybe things will turn around
being a zombie's pretty cool
-things couldn't get worse anyhow
yeah that's right uh. oh you're gonna get it you little dead bitch. no! no! ah! ow ow
ugh! that used to be so gross!
it's just a guy having sex with a dead body. there's nothing
dude! you just puked all over me!
guys having sex with dead bodies. you ready to go back to my place ugh ) what am i doing wrong?