x-ray reveals doctor left wristwatch inside patient

i'd gone to the hospital

for simple surgery

when the slippery-fingered doctor

dropped his watch inside of me. he tried to get it out. he tried and tried and tried. he couldn't get it!

so he sewed it up inside. now the ticking drives me crazy. i put cotton in my ear. the battery in that watch

is guaranteed for years. the doctor has a tip for me

to help relieve the shock. he said

be glad it's a watch