yacht birds

is she dope? yep

ass in full effect

she walks into the room and all the guys come down with strep

thinking they can step

their hands get wet with sweat

but she been down with me since fett's vette

she's a hard drinker

lollipop licker

a pistol packin' mama got me posed like the thinker

she gold like the aztecs or is it the incas

she calls the shot and the shot be cunnilingus

she's heaven sent on the xbox playing halo

wish that she would clean my pipes like she was draino

wish she wasn't hotter than a plate of jalapenos

i feel like a kid that wants to eat like it's play-dough

you shouldn't

'cause it should be bad for your health

take one look at her and you'll be screaming for help

call up the police

say put me in a cell

i can't resist this dish

i'm under emily's spell

if you couldn't already tell

i loved every iota

yoda shoulda told me she was off to south dakota

one more yacht bird flew the coop

i guess old gordy done screwed the pooch. only thing i love more than herb is the verb

but my luck's kinda fucked it's a wonder that i flirt

but i do and i will cause i'm still just a nerd

ever been left behind? let me hear ya say word

only thing i love more than herb is the verb

but my luck's kinda fucked it's a wonder that i flirt

but i do and i will cause i'm still just a nerd

ever been left behind? let me hear ya say word

she's a go getter

dressed in sweater

we watched blackhawk down together

her name's heather

there's no better

didn't want her to go

but i had to let her

remember hot weather there i first met her

ellen was saying we should so get together

miss going on dates girls getting dolled up

outside the yacht club

can't believe she showed up

scoliosis chick

one fake tit

always bite her lip always walkin' with a limp

always talkin' shit always beggin' to kiss

cause you can't resist the lips of an mc chris

we only had a month to hump

it was rough

she was the first one that brought over a toothbrush

she missed home

horses in the barn

life was sucking so kentucky was pulling her arm

just one more bird that got away

keep up to date by checking her lj

on my birthday she bought me chucks

not only does it blow

it totally sucks. only thing i love more than herb is the verb

but my luck's kinda fucked it's a wonder that i flirt

but i do and i will cause i'm still just a nerd

ever been left behind? let me hear ya say word

only thing i love more than herb is the verb

but my luck's kinda fucked it's a wonder that i flirt

but i do and i will cause i'm still just a nerd

ever been left behind? let me hear ya say word

her name was lb she was an actress

i filled up her spaces like madlibs

way above average she was just a sad kid

so i couldn't help but give the girl my address

she lived in texas like to get messed up

like to tease the boys so she always got dressed up

like to get in fights with the truckers at the rest stops

she was top notch and her bod was the best part

fan of mine

summer time dropping me a line

sounded kinda cute couldn't help but reply

chilling at her pool squinting at the sky

cell phone rings mc chris says hi

soon we're talking everyday flirtin' up a storm

plans a road trip i say word is born

and my mind's set on porn and i think i'm gonna score

i get down on all fours start scrubing all the floors

then i get all nervous that an accident is imminent

never have a chance to relax and get intimate

arrives at my drive i sigh

get all shy

so we all get all high walk down to little five

do a shot

buy some pot take a seat on the street

she's cute and she's nice and she's hot and she's sweet

and she makes the first move 'cause i'm set on defeat

then i tongue lap her flaps 'til she snaps and she screams

and she just leaves and i'm kinda relieved

no od's

vd's hearts on my sleeve

not a stalker just a talker ass tight as weave

once a newbie now a groupie double clickin' on me

only thing i love more than herb is the verb

but my luck's kinda fucked it's a wonder that i flirt

but i do and i will cause i'm still just a nerd

ever been left behind? let me hear ya say word

only thing i love more than herb is the verb

but my luck's kinda fucked it's a wonder that i flirt

but i do and i will cause i'm still just a nerd

ever been left behind? let me hear ya say word