sittin' on the sofa just watchin' tv
flippin' through the channels and what do i see
a swimsuit model on the cozumel sand
and some lucky guy with a towel in his hand
holdin' it up as she changes her suit
gettin' all the best shots at the photo shoot
that's what i want to know
wherever he went to school
that's where i want to go
he's got it all figured out
there's doctors and lawyers with ph.d.s
who spend half their lives to get their degrees
there's pro-ball players that we can all name
who spend every wakin' hour tryin' to master their game
then there's the guy with no talent
by the girl with no clothes
that's what i want to know
wherever he went to school
that's where i want to go
he's got it all figured out
that's what i want to know
wherever he went to school
that's where i want to go
he's got it all figured out