play some footballs on your hole
make the session go overtime
how many doubles can you get
special rules providin' the way
to help you maximize your pay
what's the service that you're with
so long as you can suck them butt
on the contractor who calls you up
your career could take a thud
unless you kneel and scarf his pud
and when the dates come rolling in
you can wipe your lips and flash a grin
that tells them all at the jingle date
that you enjoyed what you just ate
haemorrhoid cream but the bread's so good
new rv and a leisure suit
i play shit but i love that loot
only a few get to be on the date
those other schmucks with electric guitars
got to play for poot in the b" scale bars