raise the mast on the steadfast!
swifter than a bareback sea horse
sailing the uncharted sea course
who could survive such a dangerous mission
alongside pirates with zero ambition
we got the coconuts poured
we drop the hooks overboard
and if you get a little seasick
we play the haddock for a hat trick
we got the hammocks on the main deck
we got the butler doin' the hen-peck
he say we shoulda been swabbin' the poop deck
it's what the other pirates do do
it's a relic from our limber days
now we're stuck inside the limbo-zone
its where the pirates go with too much time and a missing spine
we're on the bad mood swing
we haven't done one thing
not even a minimum daily requirement
we got the funk without the parliament
and if you're feelin' a little seasick
and if you wanna get off the guilt trip
because the captain of the main ship
he could be comin' before you know him
what are you gonna show him