the sword-swallowing circus strongman
and his snake-charming tattooed wife
decided that they would become regular parents
and just lead a regular life
they bought a big house in the country
with a hammock
a hill and a hedge
there's a swing on the porch
a pond in the yard
and a white picket fence around the edge
and they lead a regular life
the sword-swallowing circus strongman
and his snake-charming tattooed wife
decided that they would become regular parents
and just lead a regular life
now they're just a regular family now
having regular family fun
with their fire-eating
fan-dancing daughter
and their dog-faced contortionist son
they lead a regular life
each weekend now
they wash the car
and barbecue and jog
they bought a great big tv set
and a little scottie dog