you're pitiful

my life is brilliant. what

was i too early? oh

sorry. should i.do you wanna start over? or

keep going?

okay

now? now?

my life is brilliant

your life's a joke

you're just pathetic

you're always broke

your homemade star trek uniform

really ain't impressin' me

you're sufferin' from delusions of

adequacy

you're pitiful

it's true

never had a date

that ya couldn't inflate

and ya smell repulsive too

what a bummer bein' you

well ya just can't dance

and forget romance

everybody you know still calls ya

farty pants

but you always have a job well i mean

as long as you still can work that slurpee machine

you're pitiful

it's true

you're half undressed

eatin' chips off your chest

while you're playin' halo 2

no one's classier than you

lalala la

lalala la

lalala la loser

you're pitiful

it's true

your dog would much rather

play fetch by itself

you still live with your mom and you're 42

guess you'll never grow a clue

when it just sucks to be you