you've earned the right to be a dick

you have earned the right to be a dick

you've earned the right to be a dick

we see you standing there and gaze in awe

while in our daily lives we scratch and claw

you've earned the right to be a dick

you've earned the right to be a dick

you have the right to be imperious

dismissive and intensely serious

you've earned the right to be a dick

we all wish that that we could be like you are

we all wish that that we could be like you are

someday

i'll earn my right to be a dick

someday

i'll earn my right to be a dick

someday

i'll earn my right to be a dick

i will earn my right to be a dick

you've earned the right to be a dick

you treat the people who you meet with scorn

who wish to god that they were never born

you've earned the right to be a dick

you've earned the right to be a dick

you have excelled at everything you do

while all the rest of us have muddled through

you've earned the right to be a dick

we all wish that we could be like you are

we all wish that we could be like you are

someday

i'll earn my right to be a dick

someday

i'll earn my right to be a dick

someday

i'll earn my right to be a dick

someday

i'll earn my right to be a dick

someday

i'll earn my right to be a dick

i will earn my right to be a dick

i will earn my right to be a dick

you're so much more than just a dick

humanitarian and bon vivant

you've worked for years and gotten what you want

you've earned the right to be a dick

you've earned the right to be a dick

we know a dick is always made not born

and in some ways we feel a little torn

you've got to want to be a dick

you've earned the right to be a dick

you've earned the right to be a dick

you've got to want to be a dick

you've got to want to be a dick

you've earned the right to be a dick

you have earned the right to be a dick