you ain't dolly (and you ain't porter)

you ain't dolly

and you ain't porter

she's a little bit fuller

and you're a whole lot shorter

let's dance all night

and fill the jukebox full of quarters

cause you ain't dolly

no

and you ain't porter

well i noticed you right off the bat in those cowboy boots

who couldn't help but see you in that rhinestone suit

that's cause i'm the reigning queen of karaoke night

well if i get drunk enough to sing

hell i just might

hey now

don't you worry cowboy

cause i'll get you through

we'll sing a cheating song just like they used to do

cause you ain't dolly

and you ain't porter

she's a little bit fuller

yeah

but you're a whole lot shorter

let's drink all night

and fill the jukebox full of quarters

cause you ain't dolly

and you ain't porter

you'll probably see me country singing on the voice someday

yeah and i'm the guy they wrote about in 50 shades of grey

why don't you come on back to my place and you can have your way

well baby that sounds tempting

but i just can't stay

oh we won first prize cowboy

let's just split the dough

honey i will always love you

but we'll never know

cause you ain't dolly

and you ain't porter

she's a little bit fuller

yeah

and you're a whole lot shorter

we danced all night and filled the jukebox full of quarters

cause you ain't dolly

and you ain't porter

no

no

you ain't dolly

and you ain't porter