you all goodnight

the other day i met a girl while strolling through the park

and pretty soon this little girl was flirting with my heart

i'm so glad that i was there to find this lovely queen

the clock was striking romance right at two-fifteen

i kissed her once and held her tight and then i kissed her twice

she snuggled in my arms and said you kissed me oh

so nice

so far was i lost in a dream because she was my kind

was then that i decided i would change her name to mine

at four-fifteen i bought the ring and bought the licence too

we stood before the preacher then and we both said i do

the preacher said my children i pronounce you man and wife

may your troubles all be small ones for the balance of your life

we found a furnished bungalow

the answer to our dreams

and we became the owners at exactly nine-fifteen

at ten-fifteen we locked the doors and turned out all the lights

and here my story ends my friend

i bid you all goodnight

and here my story ends my friend

i bid you all goodnight

honey

is it morning yet? it ain't

well

goodnight.