you and a box of handkerchiefs

oh i never sneeze when you're around

and you never think i have a cold

but when i'm all alone i-i-ityshoo i need

you and a box of handkerchiefs

my nose never runs when you're around

and you never think i have the flu

but when i really do i-i-ityshoo i need

you and a box of handkerchiefs

i catch a cold easy

when i'm feeling sneezy

what i really need's a box

of handkerchiefs to please me

it's you i need

you and a box of handkerchiefs

everytime i go out i get the flu

i'm okay one minute then i start sneezing again

i sneeze here i sneeze there

i'm always sneezing everywhere

oh i never sniff when you're around

and you never think i'm really ill

oh but i tell you still i-i-ityshoo i need

you and a box of handkerchiefs