you can't have friends

Singer:stooges, the

hey! hey! hey!

you can't have friends

the moneys gonna see to that

you can't have friends

the honey flows into the vat

i should believe in honey flowing from the rock

i should believe in human nature but i don't

i wanna be your friend

to the bitter end

i wanna be your friend

to the bitter end

baby

but i can't be

baby

but i can't be

you can't have friends

the sickest mornings are the worst

you can't have friends

the truth will make your bubble burst

time is wasting if you ain't taking the automatic plan

i ain't faking

i got the bacon

catch me if you can

i wanna be your friend

to the bitter end

i wanna be your friend

to the bitter end

baby

but i can't be

no i can't be

you can't have friends

no you can't have friends

you can't have friends

no you can't have friends

nobody wants your pretty little self

they all think you're someone else