you don't have to be a prostitute
Singer:flight of the conchords
there's a man whose pants are too tight
trying to make enough money for his cab fare home
he'll have to walk home tonight
don't have enough for the ride
he goes to work with only his one tool
you can put away your tool
you can say no to being a night looker
male prostitution seems to be my only option
you must have some other skills
do you have any other skills?
but they don't even pay him
they don't think he's worth it at all
he tries to bring them home
maybe that would be a way if he lived alone
you have a roommate jemaine
you can say no to being a night looker