you don't have to be a prostitute

Singer:flight of the conchords

oooohooooh

its a cold night

beneath the street light

there's a man whose pants are too tight

oh no

his pants are too tight

my pants are too tight

he stands there

an empty stare

trying to make enough money for his cab fare home

he'll have to walk home tonight

don't have enough for the ride

the streets are cruel

he tries to act cool

he goes to work with only his one tool

you can put away your tool

jemaine

you don't have to be

a prostitute

no no no no no

you can say no

to being a man hoe

a male gigolo

you don't have to be

a prostitute

no no no no no

you can say no to being a night looker

boy hooker

rent boy

bro

hoe

he can't see his way out

i can not see my way out

he can't see his way out

male prostitution seems to be my only option

he can't see his way out

i can not see my way out

he can't see his way out

no

no

no

no

no

he sends cheap thrills

to pay expensive bills

but check your resume

you must have some other skills

do you have any other skills?

like typing?

they see him

want him to please them

want him to play them

but they don't even pay him

oh no

they don't think he's worth it at all

don't think i know when

he tries to bring them home

maybe that would be a way if he lived alone

oh

you have a roommate jemaine

don't bring them home

you don't have to be

a prostitute

no no no no no

you can say no

to being a man hoe

a male gigolo

you don't have to be

a prostitute

no no no no no

you can say no to being a night looker

boy hooker

rent boy

bro

hoe

Lyric Context: you don't have to be a prostitute - flight of the conchords