your makeup is terrible
Singer:alaska thunderfuck
my name is alaska thunderfuck 5000 from the planet glamtron
i've come a long way to be here tonight
so let's get our greetings and salutations outta the way right now
but i feel so much yummier
there's an issue that's recently come to my attention that we need to discuss right now
are you ready? are you ready? are you ready?
are you ready? are you ready? are you ready? are you ready!?
i heard this is the best motherfucking club in all the land
it better be because i never had no stunt shows or shenanigans at the doorway
what's that? you need my id?
i'm not the kind of bitch who's gonna go behind your back and talk shit on you
if i have an issue with you
i'll bring it right to your busted face
let's discuss it right now
shall we? alrightalrightalright
you specifically! are you ready?
are you ready? are you ready? are you ready?
are you ready? are you ready? are you ready? are you ready!?
this is the really serious part of the song
there's something i have to confess
you and i have a lot more in common than i thought
and it's something i need to bring to your attention right now
are you ready? that's better!
are you ready? are you ready? are you ready?
are you ready? are you ready? are you ready? are you ready!?