cheesy
cheesy!
call any vegetable
call it by name
call one today
when you get off the train
call any vegetable
and the chances are good
ooooh! the vegetable
will respond to you
call any vegetable
pick up your phone
think of a vegetable
lonely at home
call any vegetable
and the chances are good
that a vegetable will respond to you-hoooo
ruta-bay-ay-ayga ruta-bay-ay-ayga
ruta-bay-ay-ayga ruta-bay-ay-ayga
ruta-bayyyyy. no one will know
if you don't want to let 'em know
no one will know
'less it's you that might tell 'em so
call and they'll come to you
covered with dew
vegetables dream
of responding to you
standing there
shiny & proud by your side
holding your hand
while the neighbors decide
why is a vegetable
something to hide?
yar-r-r-r-r-g-h!