han min noon toon han toon han
no
jeff!
han toon ran toon ran toon fran min han toon ran toon nan toon fram
no no no!
man! this stuff is great! it's just as if donovan himself had appeared on my very own tv with words of peace
love
and eternal cosmic wisdom.! leading me. guiding me. on paths of everlasting pseudo-karmic negligence
in the very midst of my drug-induced nocturnal emission. oh
i am your good conscience
jeff. i know all. i see all. i am a cosmic love pulse matrix
become a technicolor interpositive!
okay. where'd you buy that incense? it's hip. it's the same and mysterious exotic oriental fragrance as what the beatles get off on. i thought i recognized it. sniff
sniff. mmm
what is that
musk? sniff
sniff
sniff. mmmh!
jeff
i know what's good for you. right. you're heavy. yes
jeff
i am your guiding light. listen to me. don't rip off the towels
jeff!
piss off
you little nitwit!
hey man
what's the deal?
don't listen to him
jeff
he's no good. he'll make you do bad things!
you mean
he'll make me sin?
yes
jeff. sin!
wow!
jeff
i'd like to have a word with you. about your soul. no
don't listen
jeff. why are you wasting your life
night after night playing this comedy music?
you're right
i'm too heavy to be in this group. comedy music. jeff
your soul!
oh. he's
too heavy to
be. in this group
all i ever get to do is play zappa's comedy music. he eats!
jeff!
i get so tense!
of course you do
my boy. the stuff he makes me do is always off the wall!
that's why it would be best to leave his stern employ. and quit the group!
you'll make it big!
that's right. of course!
and then i won't be small!
ha ha ha ha ha!
ha ha ha!
ti-diddly-diddly-dee
ha
ha
ha. he-he-he-he-heh!
cough
cough. ahmet ertegun used this towel as a bathmat six weeks ago at a rancid motel in orlando
florida
with the highest mildew rating of any commercial lodging facility within the territorial limits of the united states
naturally excluding tropical possessions. it's still damp. what an aroma! this is the best i ever got off! what can i say about this elixir? try it on steaks! cleans nylons! small craft warnings! it's made for the home! the office! on fruits!
this is the real you
jeff. rip off a few more ashtrays. get rid of some of that inner tension. quit the comedy group! get your own group together. heavy! like grand funk! or black sabbath. no
jeff. like coven!
peace. love. bollocks!
what can i say about this elixir?
jeff has gone out there on that stuff!
he should have never have used the elixir and only stuck to the incense. oh
atlantis. that was billy the mountain
dressed up like donovan
fading out on the wall-mounted tv screen. jeff is flipping out. road fatigue! we've got to get him back to normal before zappa finds out
and steals it
and makes him do it in the movie!
you have a brilliant career ahead of you
my boy
just get out of this group!
howard
that was studebacher hoch
dressed up like jim pons
giving career guidance to the bass player of a rock-oriented comedy group. jeff's imagination has gone beyond the fringe of audience comprehension. jeff
jeff
it's me
the phlorescent leech!
jeff
jeff
it's me
eddie!
wowwww!
what can i say about this elixir!
] put it on your steaks
uh
send it overseas
ground
and put it on you surfboard so you won't slip off. try it on your
and on the
the red balloons
you can blow up all balloons with it. put it on your. heh. on. on your pizza. put it on your shoes
tie your mic with it
and fill up your tires with it. ] use it to clean your swimming pool
sell it to your mother and tell her it's a rit tie-dye kit
you won't even believe what'll happen when you starch your shirt with it
ironing goes easier and your car windows never looked better in your whole life. ladies and gentlemen
you can inhale it
and it makes your voice three keys higher
and you can't even stand what happens when you put it on your hair
as hair tonic. heh
heh. and if you ever tried it as a. ] soak your shirts in it
soak your teeth in it. let it play the piano. follow it around the block. wear it instead of jeans. bathe your puppies with it. feed it to your ducks. use it instead of chlorine in your swimming pool. breathe it. love it. what?
wowwwwww!
what can i?
wowwwwww!
what?
what can i say about this?
wowwwwww!.