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you're probably wondering
why i'm here
and so am i
so am i
just as much as you wonder
'bout me bein' in this place
that's just how much i marvel
at the lameness on your face
you rise each day the same old way
and join your friends out on the street
spray your hair
and think you're neat
i think your life is incomplete
but maybe that's not for me to say
they only pay me here to play
you're probably wondering
why i'm here
and so am i
so am i
just as much as you wonder
'bout me starin' back at you
that's just how much i question
the corny things you do
you paint your face and then you chase
to meet the gang where the action is
stomp all night
and drink your fizz
roll your car and say gee whiz!"