Songs with "too drunk to drive"

i'm too

what do i do with you? let's lay it low tonight

the girls still dance with me

i'm half in the bed by half past 5

but i'm already gone

and i ain't even drinkin'

there's a one-in-a-million chance maybe

with your fingers through my belt-loops

i've been sleeping around 2 hours at night

anywhere but that bed where i laid you down

somebody go to the store

sing me a song about the way things used to be

straight shots of patron and a slice of lime

oh what a night